BASED UPLINKOPENS SOON — 2026
CATALOGMETEOR IMPACTUFO OVERHEADFLOOR COLLAPSEGHOST SIGHTINGKAIJU BLOCK PARTYBRICK FIGURESCLAY STOP-MOTIONBOBBLE HEADANIME CELBRONZE STATUEPIXEL WORLDBEAM SWORDBLASTER BOLTSCATALOGMETEOR IMPACTUFO OVERHEADFLOOR COLLAPSEGHOST SIGHTINGKAIJU BLOCK PARTYBRICK FIGURESCLAY STOP-MOTIONBOBBLE HEADANIME CELBRONZE STATUEPIXEL WORLDBEAM SWORDBLASTER BOLTS
INCIDENT FILE 0001SITE — YOUR STREET03 FRAMES

Your street,
filed as an
incident

One photo from your phone becomes three frames in continuity. A meteor comes down behind your house. Your friends are rebuilt out of plastic bricks and armed with beam swords. You edit nothing and you write nothing.

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An ordinary terraced street with a meteor coming down behind the rooftops
FRAME 02 — IMPACTFILED 14:07 UTC
SCENE 0001 — ONE PHOTO, THREE FRAMES

It's coming. It hits. What is left.

A clip on a feed is really three beats. Three still frames in continuity deliver that, in the same street and the same light. Post them as a carousel, a slideshow or one stacked panel.

Frame 01 — site acquired
FRAME 01
SITE ACQUIRED14:07 UTC
Frame 1 of 3
Frame 02 — impact
FRAME 02
IMPACT14:07 UTC
Frame 2 of 3
Frame 03 — aftermath
FRAME 03
AFTERMATH14:08 UTC
Frame 3 of 3
STATUS FEED
  • 01UPLINK ESTABLISHED
  • 02SITE ANALYSED — 1080 × 1350
  • 03INCIDENT ARMED — METEOR IMPACT
  • 04FRAME 01 FILED 14:07 UTC
  • 05FRAME 02 FILED 14:07 UTC
  • 06FRAME 03 FILED 14:08 UTC
  • 07SCENE FILED — 03 FRAMES

Frames do not appear together at the end. Frame 01 lands, the feed reports what was rebuilt and what was armed, then the impact appears beside the calm before it. Watching it assemble in order is the point.

WHY THIS EXISTS

The spectacle bar keeps rising

A rival account posted something big last night and it worked. You want to answer it tonight, bigger. Today you have three bad ways to try.

OPTION 01

EFFECT APPS

Pre-rendered clips you have to film into. They cannot touch anything already in your shot.

REJECTED
OPTION 02

READY-MADE EFFECTS

Your audience has seen that one a thousand times. Nothing in the shot is actually yours.

REJECTED
OPTION 03

RAW IMAGE EDITORS

Capable of anything, so you become the art director. You get one lucky image, not a moment.

REJECTED
OPTION 04

BASED UPLINK

The spectacle happens in your street, to your friends, in your light. Nothing is pre-rendered and nothing has to be filmed into. It runs in a browser with no install.

ARMED
THE CATALOG

Three rows. One card each. They stack.

Incidents happen to the place. Transforms change what the place and the people are made of. Props put something in their hands. Arm one from each row and all three hold across all three frames.

INCIDENT

Happens to the place

Meteor ImpactFREEUFO Overhead$6Floor Collapse$6Ghost Sighting$6Kaiju Block Party$6

TRANSFORM

What it is made of

Brick FiguresFREEClay Stop-Motion$6Bobble Head$6Anime Cel$6Bronze Statue$6Pixel World$6

PROP

What they hold

Beam SwordFREEBlaster Bolts$6
An ordinary street corner and its pedestrians rebuilt as plastic brick figures
TRANSFORM — BRICK FIGURES
Two people in an office corridor holding glowing energy blades
PROP — BEAM SWORD

STACK — TRANSFORM: BRICK FIGURES / PROP: BEAM SWORD / INCIDENT: METEOR IMPACT

At most one card per row, so there is no layer order to learn. Every recipe is hand-tuned to hold continuity across the three frames and to stack without turning to mud.

A supermarket car park with a colossal monster standing behind the store
INCIDENT — KAIJU BLOCK PARTYSITE — CAR PARKFILED 19:41 UTC
HOW IT WILL RUN

Landing to posted, about 3 minutes

No account, no payment and no configuration on this path. The wait is 40 to 80 seconds while the three frames are built one at a time.

  1. STEP 01

    UPLOAD SITE PHOTO

    One photo of your street, your kitchen, your office corridor. No account, no setup.

  2. STEP 02

    ARM THE STACK

    Tap up to one card in each row. Meteor Impact is armed already, so tapping nothing is valid.

  3. STEP 03

    RUN TAKE

    One button. No dialog. The status feed writes itself while the frames are built.

  4. STEP 04

    SCENE FILED

    Three frames land one at a time, in continuity. Download all three and post them.

MODE — BEAT THIS POST

Drop the post you are jealous of

Paste a screenshot of the account that beat you. The uplink reads its format and arms the Effects that answer it, one size bigger. You still only tap one button.

ACCESS

Free to start. One payment to unlock more.

Prices below are planned and the uplink is not open yet. Nothing on this page charges anything, and nothing here is a recurring plan.

FREE
$0
  • One Effect in each row: Meteor Impact, Brick Figures, Beam Sword.
  • One take a day. Every frame carries our watermark.
PACK
$6
  • One row's Effects unlocked permanently on your account.
  • Includes 30 takes, no watermark, full resolution.
THE VAULT
$24
  • The whole catalog, plus one-line Special Request.
  • Includes 150 takes. Refill 30 takes later for $4.

When takes run out the Effects stay unlocked. Payment is only ever asked for after you already have a Scene you can download.

UPLINK STATUS — STANDBY

Something impossible,
in a place they recognise

Based Uplink opens soon at this address. Nothing here takes your details, so the honest thing to do is look at the Scene and come back.

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